Otra vez viernes y aqui pongo otro chiste mas.
Un niño vuelve del parque y le pregunta:
-Papa ¿la sordera es hereditaria?
-¿Como hijo?
-¿Que papa?
viernes, 31 de agosto de 2012
miércoles, 29 de agosto de 2012
chistes atrasados
Pondre los chistes de estas dos ultimas semanas porque no pude ponerlos antes.
Uno de Jaimito:
El profe pregunta en clase que quieren ser de mayor.
- Y tu Jaimito ¿que profesion te gusta?
- Carnicero.
-Anda ¿y eso?
-Porque ya se hacer chuletas
Una mujer a su marido:
- Cariño ¿te acuerdas de lo felices que eramos hace quince años?
- Pero si aun no estabamos juntos.
- Pues por eso.
Uno de Jaimito:
El profe pregunta en clase que quieren ser de mayor.
- Y tu Jaimito ¿que profesion te gusta?
- Carnicero.
-Anda ¿y eso?
-Porque ya se hacer chuletas
Una mujer a su marido:
- Cariño ¿te acuerdas de lo felices que eramos hace quince años?
- Pero si aun no estabamos juntos.
- Pues por eso.
viernes, 10 de agosto de 2012
We love friday
Por fin llega los viernes en dias de clase todo el mundo espera que lleguen las 3:00pm para ir a casa porque llega el fin de semana y adios al insty por 2 dia.
Chiste de la semana
Cada semana voy a poner un chiste aqui va el de esta semana:
Una madre le dice a su hijo pequeño:
- Hijo mio si eres bueno iras al cielo pero si no lo eres iras al infierno.
El niño se queda pensativo y responde:
-Mama, y para ir al circo,¿que tengo que hacer?
Una madre le dice a su hijo pequeño:
- Hijo mio si eres bueno iras al cielo pero si no lo eres iras al infierno.
El niño se queda pensativo y responde:
-Mama, y para ir al circo,¿que tengo que hacer?
jueves, 21 de junio de 2012
My work about Los pinares woodland
There are a lot of plants and
animals. There aren´t any butTerfly. There are beautiful flowers a lot of trees and fountains. There isn´t any beautiful insects for example a buterfly. We couldnt find any spiders, but we sAW a lot of spiderweB. The woodland has trees, plants,flowers,RUBBISH
It has a lot of
things.
It doesn´t have
chairs to sitthere.
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I like the beautiful
flowers. I didn´t like the insects. I think we need to do tasks similar to this. For me,this was interesting. In my opinion this was funny. I´d likE to do a similar excursion. |
We should talk less. We shouldn´t do silly things. |
jueves, 14 de junio de 2012
miércoles, 23 de mayo de 2012
jueves, 10 de mayo de 2012
miércoles, 9 de mayo de 2012
martes, 8 de mayo de 2012
sábado, 5 de mayo de 2012
jueves, 3 de mayo de 2012
When we have a dream we make it real
If you have a dream do not lose hope of getting it done realities. If you never say never and always believe in yourself your dreams will come true.
miércoles, 2 de mayo de 2012
Spring-Summer
WE LOVE MAY & JUNE
This is the spring-summer we love it
because there are very much excursions
and we lose class.This is the spring-summer.
This is the spring-summer we love it
because there are very much excursions
and we lose class.This is the spring-summer.
miércoles, 25 de abril de 2012
Armenia
Yesterday 24/4/12 was the day that the Turkey killed one million Armenian people.
And every year the people go to a place and put flowers to that deads persons.
And every year the people go to a place and put flowers to that deads persons.
jueves, 29 de marzo de 2012
One thing
I've tried playing it cool
but when I'm looking at you
I can never be brave
Cuz you make my heart race
Shot me out of the sky
You're my kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Yeah frozen and can't breath
Some things gotta give now
Cause if not, they just don't make you see
That I need you here with me now
Cuz you've got that One Thing
So!
Get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that One Thing
Yeah, you've got that One Thing
Now I'm climbing the walls
But you don't notice at all
That I'm going out of my mind
All day and all night
Some things gotta give now
Cuz I'm dying just to know your name
And I need you here with me now
Cuz you've got that One Thing
So!
Get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that One Thing
So!
Get out, get out, get out of my mind
And c'mon, come in into my life
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that One Thing
Yeah, you've got that One Thing
Oh-whoa Oh-whoa oh. Oh-whoa.
You've got that One Thing
Get out, get out, get out of my head
I'm falling to my arms instead
So!
Get out, get out, get out of my head
I'm falling to my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that One Thing
So!
Get out, get out, get out of my mind
(Out of my mind)
And c'mon, come in into my life
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that One Thing
Yeah, you've got that One Thing
lunes, 26 de marzo de 2012
jueves, 15 de marzo de 2012
Dorothy came to Munchkin land
Dorothy miss her Munchkin land friends and she came back to see her friends.
When she went, everything was different. There aren´t any flowers,the sky aren´t blue and aren´t any people. She went to saw her friends. Then she saw a strange person and start to talk with he.
- I´m so sorry but your friends were in an abyss and they didn´t came there.
Dorothy was very sad, but she ask him:
-Why?
-Becouse the wicked witch of the north is here.He said.
Dorothy went to the wicked witch castle and killed her with very hot water and the wiched witch was dead then she search her friends and when she enter on a room she saw them an saved them.
Then they celebrate a party with food and drinks. Then Dorothy came to her house.
:)
When she went, everything was different. There aren´t any flowers,the sky aren´t blue and aren´t any people. She went to saw her friends. Then she saw a strange person and start to talk with he.
- I´m so sorry but your friends were in an abyss and they didn´t came there.
Dorothy was very sad, but she ask him:
-Why?
-Becouse the wicked witch of the north is here.He said.
Dorothy went to the wicked witch castle and killed her with very hot water and the wiched witch was dead then she search her friends and when she enter on a room she saw them an saved them.
Then they celebrate a party with food and drinks. Then Dorothy came to her house.
:)
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